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Funny Plant Names

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Discover funny names for your houseplants.

Miss Kitty
Dr. Plant
Zephyr
Teeny Weeny
Professor Sprout
Captain Chlorophyll
Sir Stabbington
Madame Green
Count Leafula
General Pothos
Lady Sap
Duke of Dirt
Miss Thistleton
Leaf Erickson
Sprouticus
Mr. Snippy
Lil' Wiggle
Pickle the Prickle
Noodleleaf
Rooty Tooty
Boopfern
Bubbles
Spaghettina
The Overwatered
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