Funny Plant Names

Every name carries a story. When you give your plant a name, you’re not just labeling it—you’re welcoming it into your life as a companion. Whether it’s a bold name like Onyx, a gentle one like Lunaria, or something playful like Cairo, the name you choose reflects the bond you share. 🌿

Browse this list for inspiration, and let your heart guide you. The right name will make your green friend feel a little closer, and remind you each day that your plant is truly part of your home.

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Funny names add humor and lightness to your plant care. They’re a great choice if you love puns, jokes, or want your plant to spark conversations and laughter with friends.

Miss Kitty
Dr. Plant
Zephyr
Teeny Weeny
Professor Sprout
Captain Chlorophyll
Sir Stabbington
Madame Green
Count Leafula
General Pothos
Lady Sap
Duke of Dirt
Miss Thistleton
Leaf Erickson
Sprouticus
Mr. Snippy
Lil' Wiggle
Pickle the Prickle
Noodleleaf
Rooty Tooty
Boopfern
Bubbles
Spaghettina
The Overwatered
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Have you already chosen the perfect name?

Now it’s the best time to make it official. Create a personal Plant Card and turn that name into a story — complete with traits, memories, and the bond you share with your green friend.

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